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11.06.2025 23:47
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They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Why should we share our wife with others?
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...