What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 01:46

Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Scientists just learned the age of America's deepest canyon - SFGATE
share office space ...
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Colorado confirms 3 more infections in airport-linked measles outbreak - CIDRAP
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Trump is forcing this dirty, costly coal plant to stay open - The Washington Post
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Magnetic fields appear to be as old as the universe itself. What created them? - Space
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Have you been with a stranger yet?
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is modular building a fix for NY's housing crisis? State officials hope so. - Gothamist
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
A closer look at the striking metamorphosis of Tyrese Haliburton - NBA
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...