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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 23:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Vienna calling: Strauss's 'Blue Danube' waltzes into outer space - Phys.org

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Tom Hanks finally breaks his silence on daughter’s bombshell memoir: ‘Not surprised’ - New York Post

Still no good

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

© you're so funny!

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

I think that being gay is wrong, but I treat gay people respectfully like any other person. Is it homophobic? Or offensive in any kind of way? Aren’t disagreement and discrimination two different things?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Starliner future plans still in limbo - SpaceNews

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

I saw a post on X which says "control your lust & you'll understand how boring 90% of women are." What do you think about it? Do you agree or disagree? Why?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Why should we share our wife with others?

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Russia launches aerial assault on Kyiv days after Ukraine’s audacious drone attack on bomber fleet - CNN

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...